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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

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terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

luuciifeer:

reattachment:

If you don’t cry over a tv show then you’re not a tru fan

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

hobbitbilbo:

The Hobbit chapter by chapter: Chapter 2: Roast Mutton

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.